Dedicated to Tibbs’ Grandma
And So It Begins
I remember it like it was yesterday. 3 June 2017, the day Cleopatra came into my life for good. My world changed forever that sunny, summer’s day and is indelibly etched on my heart.
I knew about the Queen, as my sisfur, Patches had had conversations, in the past, with the lovely almond-eyed, grey British Short Hair. I thought Cleo was an angel.
She graciously swooned over the exploits of Patches and her snake obsession. (Must admit Patches’ daring deeds leaves me reacting in the same way.) That’s why I knew our two hearts would beat as one. We were the perfect match. We are the perfect match.
For those who do not know me, I will disclose a closely guarded secret; I like to flirt. Some Toms have the gift of cute, fluffiness (Basil; darn him) and some have the British Blue Short Hair thing going on. Albeit with marshmallow cheeks and a title that adds to the appeal. (Lord Graydon; ‘Big City Tom’) My particular talent lies in the flattery I lavish on the female felines. I have to admit, I enjoy dallying with the lady cats.
On the 3rd of June this year, I commenced such behaviour with SassyCassyCat. She’s a sweet thing and I proceeded to inform her of such. Just my luck, after numerous attempts to trifle with the kitty, she communicated to me the existence of a fiancé Tomcat. Not that, that stopped me. I continued to compliment the lovely Sassy.
This, of course, caught the eye of my Cleo. She jumped in with, ‘Meow such a smoothy Mr. Tibbs’
How could I resist? I answered, ‘I be a silver-tongued devil when I choose to be, Cleo, light of my life. Mr. Tibbs. *eyes twinkling impishly*. Then I sent a photo of my hefty self in a loaf pose. I beguiled her and she in turn stole my heart
As the lovely Sassy was not seriously interested in my patter, Cleo became my main focus. Although, still flirting with the others such as; Holly Purr and Basil’s cat friend, the lovely Moët. All these felines (and more every day, I might add) are subject to Tibbs’ piffle.
It cannot be denied though, my Queen is the one for me. She has indicated that I must continue to sweet-talk any cat that takes my fancy. How can a Tom not be spellbound by such a creature?
Why, she has set her sights on me, I shall never know? But make no mistake about it, our destinies are forever intertwined. The greatest romance, in history, had just begun and like another Cleopatra, a snake played a major role. This story will not end so tragically as you will see in the subsequent chapters.