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This begins a 3-part classic Christmas special. I hope you find the poems as fun and entertaining as I did writing them. (And the drawings should be right up there next to the Mona Lisa!)
*A special thanks to Aoife (Chalky’s Mum. https://x.com/chalkymacalpi?s=21&t=P7w7AGmTBUz2psmzboxvTA ) for the fantastic art work.
Read and enjoy . . .
Yes, every cat in Catdom
Thought Christmas was such fun
But Tibbster could be quite glum.
When treats, they are undone
The Yuletide holiday
A time in which he cheered.
Oh Tibbs is no gourmet
A heaped up bowl, he cleared
Perhaps if he were thinner
His belly that much slender
One roasting turkey dinner
Would keep his outlook tender
He stuffed his gob, he would not halt
He ate until he burst
This Christmas fare was not his fault
The yummy food, a curse
Tibbs belly is an endless pit
Despite the time of year
11 months he’s rather fit
December makes him purr
Another round of scrumptious food
These feasts, they never end
The big, black boy has cattitude,
A minuscule rear-end
He’s all set to make Merry
And in a festive mood
No feline is his adversary
Fruitcake in gratitude
Tibbs stands below the mistletoe
Awaiting feline kisses
Could he end up eating crow?
Apologizing to the Mrs.
Winter time he dons the suit
And counts upon his claws
Oh, yes, he is a big galoot
An adorable Santa Paws
Another chance to play the part
The suit it just won’t fit
Gobble up a great big tart
The trousers, they have split!
Now hold on tight and do not quell
Next week there will be more
Some fairy dust and Santa’s bell
Bring Christmas feasts galore!
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