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Oh, the humiliation! Oh, the shame!
I have just come from an executive meeting with the board of directors at the CBC. It was not a pretty sight! 🙀🙀🙀
It seems, after the last Match 3, I am in deep trouble! 🙀🙀🙀 Would you credit it? I mean, I always go the extra mile to be entertaining and to create the best shows possible . . . And what do I get? A right bollocking!
How was I to know that they would be inundated with complaints?! Apparently, Stompy, head of ‘Pet Shows’ received a deluge of angry letters accusing the show, and me, of indecent exposure!!! It beggars belief!
When I asked for a sample of one of these ‘so-called’ tirades, this is what was meowed to me . . .
Dear Mates,
I wish to draw your attention to the corrupt dealings, at the taping of one of your most popular Pet Game Shows, Match 3.
Being an investigative reporter with the Sydney . . . (Never mind) . . . I have infiltrated the aforementioned show in order to disclose the truth. There were a number of improprieties that were uncovered. (Not least of which, is NOT paying the celebrities!)
If you do not reprimand all those involved with the show (and especially the host), I shall be forced to put into print my findings and bring the wrath of public humiliation onto the entire country of Canada! Do you want that on your conscience?
If I have not heard, before Friday, 28 May 2023, that Tibby has apologized (and that the cheque is in the mail), I will sell my ‘Inside Story’ to the highest bidder.
You have been warned!
Yours Sincerely,
Cli . . . (Never mind!)
G’Day
Deep Fur
Well!!!
I am, of course, Gobsmacked! Who would write such a scathing epistle! And why would my bosses believe a complete stranger over me and my impeccable reputation as an innocent Tom? The proof is in the show, anyway.
NO! I shall not give in to blackmail and therefore not only is an apology out of the question but I shall forge ahead and become more involved with the next Match 3 by writing the skill-testing questions myself!
No one will sully the name of Tibbs . . . except me!
The show must go on!
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